If you name a particular player other than Francisco Lindor or Pete Alonso you probably are doing the Mets fan version of self medicating. It’s a temporary fix, I say temporary because most of these guys want one thing.
It’s not what you’re thinking you perv.
It’s.. Ka Ching!!
Dolla Dolla bills y’all.
Someone ask a Yankees fan their thoughts about Juan Soto.
I know a few. Curt Schilling is probably more welcome in the Bronx than Soto.
Anyways. What keeps me watching?
For one, bribe me with a non alcoholic drink. Then add a Red Bull energy drink.
If it’s an afternoon drink, THROW ME a Red Bull.
I probably won’t catch it, and it’ll break and burst, but at least it doesn’t cost $300 million. I however, am a rarity and I will gladly accept 300 million just for being me.
If you need the fuel to start your day, buy a case of Monster Energy with my Amazon Affiliate link here. I earn part of the sale, so you’re essentially helping us both.
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